The Rules of Mystery (Rules of Rarity parody song)

The rules Mystery guarantee quality

This I can assure
Each piece of art is like a dress
I vow to give finesse
With time, love, and couture
                                    
My favorite moment's when a brony sees it the special piece that they just adore!
Shows my art's now in style
My hard work's all worthwhile
Oh,yes, I makes my heart
My heart just soar
Instrumental

The rules of Mystery as fake as fake can be,
No art piece here's unique
The fanart's all the same
Each colored windowpane
My artwork only makes me want to shriek
(sighs)
Oh, to would give me elation
To feel once again some inspiration
Come on now, Mystery give 'em something to see
Time for your drawing love to rule!

The rules of Mystery, extra TLC
This feels more sublime
Soon now,they will see how good these can be with a little extra shine
The rules of Mystery guarantee quaility
All can see it's true
These new pieces add such flair
Their beauty can't compare
This old channel suddenly gleams anew
(humming)
The rules of Mystery
Once stood for something
But now it feels just like some factory
Now every piece I make with every flaw and mistake
Oh, how it makes my heart
My heart just break